Former “RHONY’ star: I don’t want to date a “douche canoe’

When Kelly Killoren (she’s dropped Bensimon) starts online dating in the fall, undercover a – – holes need not apply.

“I can tell immediately if you’re a douche canoe,” the statuesque author, real-estate agent and former “Real Housewives of New York” star told The Post at Dennis Basso’s Fashion Week show.

The onetime model has six more months of full-time parenting ahead — her youngest daughter will attend Trinity College in the fall — “and then it’s off to the races” for her love life.

Beyond the ban on jerks, she has just a few deal-breakers: “No smoking, can’t be a partier.” And, ideally, her new man will be over 5-foot-10. “My ex-husband [French photographer Gilles Bensimon] was shorter. I wear heels — that’s not easy for [men].”

And, of course, they have to be brave enough to actually make a move. “No one ever asks me out!” she said. “I don’t think I’m intimidating. I think they don’t believe that I’m as nice as I am.”

What will her online dating profile say? “I’m an empty nester and I’m ready to do almost anything!”

Source: https://nypost.com/2018/02/12/kelly-bensimon-from-rhony-i-dont-want-to-date-a-douche-canoe/

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