Stitches: Bull Run or “Bull”oney?

Olé! Olé! Olé! Bullish day on Wall Street as well as Prospect Park on Tuesday. As the Dow flirted with 23,000 a bull escaped from a slaughterhouse in Park Slope. Stood firm in the park for about an hour before NYPD Emergency Services took him down with a tranquilizer.

“The poor thing he don’t know what to do, and neither do the cops! We need a cowboy,” a Bulls fan shouted. Tony Romo was summoned but like Mayor de Blasio he arrived an hour late. Before leaving he offered that his rumored return to save the Packers is complete bull.

No time for any Bullstitch. Playing both games again Wednesday. Dallas Keuchel has been a thorn in the Yankees side. Eliminated them in the 2015 wild-card game and shut out the Bombers for seven innings in Game 1 of the ALCS. 20 units on the Astros and 20 units on the Cubs as Jake Arrieta attempts to keep hope alive while outpitching L.A.’s playoff-inexperienced Alex Wood.

Unbelieva-bull! Yankees were down 4-0 but the Astros bullpen yielded five runs including a four run eighth inning that saw the Yanks take the lead and tie the series. No such comeback at Wrigley. Dodgers 6, lifeless Cubs 1. Yu Darvish was brilliant, one run over 6 ¹/₃ . Split, but we gained ground. Account at -622 jordans.


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