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The creepy Valentine’s Day cards you won’t want to receive from your loved one

Have you ever told off your partner for forgetting to give you a card on Valentine’s Day?

Well, they might have done you a favour. Just be thankful they didn’t choose to celebrate their love for you with one of these rather sinister vintage cards.

Apparently our ancestors declared their feelings with cutesy animals and creepy-looking children – as well as a load of really bad puns and slightly disturbing messages.

Enjoy these vintage cards and this year don’t complain when you get that box of Milk Tray…

What’s the worst Valentine’s Day card or present you’ve ever received? Tell us about it via the form at the bottom of this article

1. This boy who thinks nothing says romance like cannibalism

2. This ‘pretty little tot’ who’s reaching for her pepper spray

3. This lad who loves a good sausage pun

4. This lady who doesn’t just want her puppy pleased

4. This.

5. This dreamer that’s the stuff of nightmares

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6. This card with a hint of 50 Shades about it

7. This peeping Tom

8. This incredibly sinister situation

9. This weird poem

10. This HR issue

11. This poor cat being strangled by a crazy cat lady

12. This invitation that seems totally legit…

13. This girl who’s dodged prison and knows it

14. This budding equestrian

15. This rabbit who sums up our feelings

16. This random camel

17. This feminist and her flirty feline

18. This dog who ended up being dinner

19. This girl who’s up to no good

20. This clown who isn’t making anybody chuckle

20. These gardeners

21. This pun that makes no sense

22. This woman who doesn’t know where to look

23. This terrifying sailor bear

24. This girl who uses hypnosis to get a date

25. This sailor who knows your secrets

26. This girl who’s about to be eaten

27. This card that does nothing to break stereotypes

28. This girl who knows her own mind

29. This winker who’s on the prowl

30. This fiddler

31. This sinister heart-art

32. This girl looking guilty about what she’s put in that pot

33. This girl and her crafts

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34. This pair fight, fight, fighting for this love

35. And finally, because lightbulbs are so sexy…

*You can see more vintage Valentine’s cards on this Flickr photostream.


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