After years in the spotlight, you’d think Katie Price would know a thing or two about how to frame the perfect shot.
But all bets were off in her latest offering, with the normally social media savvy star really letting her standards slide.
Sat open-legged, in a towel, on a rickety garden chair on her scorched lawn, the kooky star wasn’t even looking at the camera.
While behind her, her horse was loose and scrabbling for food on her straw-like garden.
"Chilling in the garden earlier," she captioned the snap, which raised more questions than it did answers…
1. Who the devil was taking the shot?
The Pricey didn’t bother to crop out the shadows of at least four people who were holding up mobiles, iPads and everything in between to capture the odd scenes.
"Sat chilling with about 20 people taking pictures of you! How relaxing that must be!!" sniped one follower, while another joked, "Love the puzzled looking shadow."
2. What’s with the horse?
According to recent reports, ‘cash-strapped’ Katie has been flogging all her animals, including her horses and llamas.
So either that big fella wandered in from a nearby field, or he’s survived the mass exodus.
Either way, it’s not every day you see someone sunbathing with a horse on a rope. Only Chez Pricey.
3. Is the horse her new lawn mower?
Gripped in the fiery depths of a heat wave, KP can be forgiven for having a scorched garden.
But girlfriend clearly retired the lawn mower back in ’99, which perhaps explains the horse.
4. Why is she sat like that?
Why should man-spreading be reserved just for men? Katie man-spreaded like a boss as she caught some rays, but wicked-minded fans quickly noticed the string between her legs and spammed the pic with all kinds of tampon jokes.
We will not sink to that level.
5. Can someone just buy her a new conservatory already?
It’s no secret that Katie’s not been the best at keeping her £2million Sussex mansion in good nick, and the crusty conservatory says it all.
"Garden needs a good tidy up and the conservatory needs re- painting or a new one!!" sniped one follower.
6. How much for the sun lounger?
She once had a rumoured £45million in the bank so you’d expect Katie’s outdoor furniture to be designer, on at least from John Lewis.
But instead her chair looked like the kind you’d pick up for a fiver in ALDI’s bargain section of doom.
7. Has she been playing tennis?
The tennis ball would suggest so but don’t be fooled because Keith Lemon revealed on Through The Keyhole that the courts are just as neglected as that conservatory.
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8. What is that timber thing?
Is it an empty sandpit? Or an animal run? Or Kieran Hayler’s final resting place? As always with Katie, she just loves to keep us guessing.
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