IT'S only natural to wonder how you stack up when it comes to pleasing the opposite sex, but one woman has gone to extreme lengths to find out, sending a "Exit Survey" to her lover.
Niall Moran from Perranporth, Cornwall, was left stunned after receiving the questionnaire following his tryst with 23-year-old Lily Young.
So much so that he University of Bath student took to social media to share the post-coital survey, which asked him to "rate his experience".
The 22-year-old posted screenshots from the quiz, which demanded a mixture of ratings and written responses.
The survey starts with: “Thanks for the s***, now rate the experience. Thank you.
Following with a lust of questions, the first asks: “How attractive did you find Lily?”
The hilarious survey had a ranking system from one to ten, with one being“Ew what was I thinking” and ten being equal to “Wow wow wow.”
The bloke was also asked: “What is Lily’s best feature (it’s okay to objectify me here by the way)” and “How would you rate the sex?”
While the final question asks: “By the way what’s your name (don’t leave if you don’t want to)”.
Niall shared the images on Twitter, joking: "Can’t believe I slept with a psychopath.”
However, Lily then replied with a photo of a bouquet of flowers, thought to be from Niall, and said: “He do be simping tho.”
Since posting, Niall’s tweet has been liked more than 30,000 times and left social media users in stitches.
One person tweeted: “Novices uses google docs surveys. Pros use Tripadvisor!”
While another said: “I just wanna know what answers you gave.”
A third posted: "And that’s enough internet for today.”
While one person asked: “Who the f*** does a post f*** survey?!”
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