Noah Cyrus Tears, Pizzaslime $12,000 Bottle from Crying

Ariana Grande has no tears left to cry, but Noah Cyrus sure does. And what is the “Stay Together” singer doing with said tears? Oh, just selling them for over $10,000.

The 18-year-old musician teamed up with Pizzaslime to create a line that features t-shirts with a tattooed version of dad Billy Ray Cyrus‘ face and hoodies that read “sry I’m trash” and “Noah Cyrus sucks.” But the most shocking item available to purchase is a bottle of “Noah Tears,” which is — wait for it — on sale for $12K. Yes, that’s TWELVE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.


The product description reads, “This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness. Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f*cking weird if you drank someone else’s tears.”

Perhaps the tears NC used to fill the bottle came from her recent breakup with rapper Lil Xan, since she wasn’t afraid to let ’em flow while livestreaming on Instagram after her ex accused her of cheating on him with producer Ookay.

The bottle of tears is aligned with the release of her EP, Good Cry, which comes out tomorrow. We see what she did there, but we honestly don’t even have words for the price tag. There’s no way she actually thinks people are going to spend that kind of money on her LITERAL TEARS, right??

If you have $12k laying around and want to spend it on a bottle of a celebrity’s tears, you better hurry — Noah’s PS collab is only available for 48 hours.

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