Auntie Kourt cried about having to work and not being able to travel 300 days out of the year with Younes. This woman seriously has the work ethic of a gold fish.

The woman behind Nori’s Black Book — a viral parody Instagram account written entirely in the voice of Kim Kardashian’s sassy 5-year-old daughter — is bringing her talents to TooFab.

Each week, "Nori" will be recapping new episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and giving us HER take on all the family drama.

(NOTE: The below was not actually written by North West.)

On this week’s episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," the drama continued with Mommy, Khloe and Auntie Kourt. In a very unprofessional move, Mommy vented to James Corden before her appearance on his show that Auntie Kourt was being unbearable — and it’s either because of her new boyfriend (Younes — now old boyfriend), new therapist or both. I applaud Mr. Corden for acting like he cared while Mommy gave him the blow-by-blow. I was in the room, and I couldn’t bring myself to even pretend like I was interested in that conversation. I just don’t care.

Auntie Kendall bought a new house that needed major renovations before she could move in. Mommy offered to let her live with us until her home was ready, without asking me, which I didn’t appreciate. Don’t get me wrong, I love Auntie Kendall, but the last thing I need is to wake up and see Tyler, The Creator sleeping on my couch on any given day. Luckily, we ended up selling our house, so we were unable to accommodate her needs.

Kris pretended to be an expert on art and ridiculed Khloe for her lack of art knowledge, which is textbook new money behavior. Auntie Khloe was sick of Kris "art shaming" her, so she teamed up with Scott to pull a prank on her. Scott brought over Sophia’s watercolors and finger paint for Khloe to create artwork that they later convinced Kris was painted by an important artist named Art Vandelay. Of course, Kris fell for it.

Later, Mommy suggested that her, Auntie Khloe and Auntie Kourt go to group therapy to help them better communicate. Auntie Kourt couldn’t be bothered and spent the whole time looking up gluten-free meatloaf recipes on her phone. Mommy and Auntie Khloe were tired of Auntie Kourt’s foul attitude and dramatically exited the room. Not to be out done, Auntie Kourt had an even more dramatic exit that included tears and her yelling, "I’m not up for it!" The "it" was of course filming the show. Someone must have reminded her that she is contractually obligated to film group therapy because she eventually agreed to participate.

In group therapy, Mommy and Auntie Khloe expressed their frustrations with Auntie Kourt always being late and not following through with work commitments. Auntie Kourt cried about having to work (and I use that word very lightly) and not being able to travel 300 days out of the year with Younes. This woman seriously has the work ethic of a gold fish.

Nothing was really accomplished as a result of the therapy session. Mommy decided Auntie Kourt is going through something deeper than the sisterhood and she has to work through that on her own. I suggest E! just cast better therapists on the show.

Meet me back here next week when I recap Episode 3 of my show.

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