Naked college head arrested for allegedly driving around pleasuring himself

A pervy head of a university was arrested by police after he was spotted driving around the area naked while pleasuring himself.

Michael Tew, the provost of Eastern Michigan University, was seen by a local truck driver who was unfortunate enough to pull up alongside him on the road near the campus.

And the bloke filmed it.

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According to Dearborn Police Chief Issa Shahin: “They saw an individual unclothed driving down Michigan Avenue potentially fondling himself.

“Obviously with the top down in a jeep there was not a lot left to the imagination.

"'It was in broad daylight in Michigan Avenue.

“I don't think it's appropriate no matter what field of work you're in.”

The driver did not hold back when he found the bloke, either.

He was heard on video saying “Hey motherf***er, why are you naked?”

According to local reports, Tew worked as an associate provost and Associate Vice President for Academic Programs and Service at the university, and was ironically also previously a Director of Equality.

He has not yet commented on why he was driving around naked while pleasuring himself.

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An Eastern Michigan University spokesman said: “We are troubled and concerned about the reported incident.

“The individual involved has been a faculty member and administrator at the University since 1989. “Upon learning about this matter from Dearborn Police yesterday, the University took immediate action and suspended the individual indefinitely, pending the outcome of the investigation and legal proceedings.

“They are not permitted to be on campus during the suspension.

“We are not aware of any inappropriate conduct or actions of this nature related to their work on campus.”

Tew was later charged with one misdemeanour count of aggravated indecent exposure and one felony count of indecent exposure.

He was held on a £15,000 bond and will appear in court on September 23.

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