Sharing a bed with your partner can be warm, cuddly and wonderful ― except when it’s not. Think snoring, stealing all the covers and breathing way too loudly, among other bedtime transgressions.
Below, we’ve gathered 31 tweets that hilariously and honestly describe the nightly struggle of sharing a bed with another human.
When I was growing up, I really loved this one Ray Bradbury short story called "There Will Come Soft Rains." It's set around a futuristic (at the time) smart home, that outlives the humans that once inhabited it and continues to function long beyond the end of the human race.
Blossom was still "quite little" when she was adopted by the Lemon family but now weighs more than 20 stone and is as big as a three-seater sofa.
The kids often rest their feet on her back while watching telly when the enormous oinker goes to sleep in the middle of
The average Brit spends the equivalent of more than seven-and-a-half years of their life feeling tired, a study has found.
Each day, adults spend two hours and 56 minutes feeling drained and low in energy – more than twenty hours each week.
This amounts to almost four days of each month or
Not getting enough shut eye can wreak havoc with your sex life, experts have warned.
And the vicious circle continues, as your sex life can also be the reason for your rubbish night's sleep.
On World Sleep Day, we reveal the different ways sleep can impact on your sex life... and ultimate
Stefan Sylvestre was jailed indefinitely in 2009 after he threw sulphuric acid at the TV presenter, in an attack which left her blind in one eye aged just 24.
It was revealed yesterday that Sylvestre could be freed from jail in a few weeks after he applied for a parole hearing aimed at
Sex expert Laurie Mintz reckons that the two are inextricably linked - with a hidden cause of sex problems being sleeplessness and a hidden cause of sleeplessness being sex problems.
So which do you sort out first?
Laurie, author of Becoming Cliterate, explains for The Conversation that one in three American adults do
Are you sick of social media? It’s not just you.Once upon a time, social media had so much promise. Reconnect with your best friend from Kindergarten! Crowdsource which refrigerator to buy! Find like-minded people with your esoteric hobbies! And for those of us who work from home it gave us
Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday, Mar 11, 2018
These cereals provide slow-release carbs and calm the nerves to boost sleep.
Here, we look at ways to get your oat fix and test facial sheet masks, which promise to give a glowing complexion.
FRUIT DRINK: Drinkfinity have a clever new system – a bottle you fill with water and combine with
Night time is the right time for skin renewal, but what if you’re struggling to get enough zzzzs?
They don’t call it beauty sleep for nothing. Studies have shown poor sleepers have more wrinkles, lines, skin slackening and pigmentation. Even just one night of sleep deprivation triggers gene activity linked
Sleep is for the weak, or so the saying goes.But the reality couldn’t be further from the truth.Getting a good night’s sleep is vital for good physical, mental and emotional health.It’s as important as eating a healthy diet and getting enough exercise.Yet, half of adults don’t get enough shut-eye, with
But the reality couldn't be further from the truth.
Getting a good night's sleep is vital for good physical, mental and emotional health.
It's as important as eating a healthy diet and getting enough exercise.
Yet, half of adults don't get enough shut eye, with many admitting to lying awake at night fretting
The 59-year-old appeared on today's Lorraine to talk about her sleep problems, telling guest host Kate Garraway her hectic schedule still doesn't tire her out.
She said: "I've been really busy working seven days a week for just over six months and now I just feel like my body's racing.
An early morning rave woke a disgruntled hotel guest who stormed down to the party barefoot and screamed at DJs and dancers to "turn this f**ing s**t off."
"It's seven o'clock in the morning," the incredulous barefoot man shouted as he stormed into Millennium Square in Bristol .
Temperature is an important factor in sleep, and when the winter months creep up people often hibernate under blankets and hot water bottles.
And cranking up the heating is a daily ritual, but this is what could be affecting your sleep.
Christabel Majendie, sleep expert at Naturalmat, revealed that while making sure
But the Met Office has now warned Brits are "not out of the woods yet" as monster winds caused by Storm Emma create snow drifts - bringing the UK to a standstill.
At least 100 passengers on the 5.35pm service from Waterloo to Bournemouth were stuck on the train still this
Dreams can be anything from immensely satisfying, to bittersweet right through to absolutely terrifying - and everything else in between.
Perhaps the most perplexing of all dream models are recurring dreams - in particular if they always feature the same person, over and over again.
Maybe you're happy
The risk of parents sleeping with a young baby has been revealed for the first time – nearly three tots die a week.
In the past five years 665 infants lost their lives in cases where “co-sleeping” was a factor.
Francine Bates, of The Lullaby Trust, warned: “Some
AN ELDERLY man suffered gruesome injuries after a mystery animal crept into his home and attacked him while he was asleep.
The man, in his 80s was in bed at his home in Thurnby Lodge, Leicester when he was savaged by the animal in the early hours of yesterday
FLAMBOYANT dancer Wayne Sleep has revealed to Courtney Act the true extent of Andrew Brady’s feelings for him.
Wayne believes that Andrew loves Courtney because she’s teaching him.
A clearly inebriated Wayne decided to have a heart-to-heart with Courtney, the alter-ego of Shane Jenek, on the Celebrity Big Brother sofa.
Once known as somniloquy, sleep-talking is technically a disorder where a person will talk in their sleep without knowing they're doing it.
In terms of what they're likely to say, it could be anything, from complete nonsense to long and profound speeches.
More prevalent in kids and males, anyone
LAS VEGAS — Tech is invading the bathroom.
Answering the call of Mother Nature is getting an upgrade, according to a high-tech toilet unveiled here at CES 2018, but it’s going to cost you plenty.
Japan-based Toto debuted its Neorest NX2, an $11,000 tech marvel that will open automatically
CELEBRITY Big Brother’s Wayne Sleep flashed his female housemates after he got out of the shower.
The dancer, 69, was getting changed in the bathroom in front Amanda Barrie, Maggie Oliver and India Willoughby when his towel slipped down to reveal his bum.
The women started shrieking in amusement and
SHOCKING images have emerged of patients lying on a hospital floor as the NHS winter crisis deepens.
In pictures posted to social media two people can be seen apparently asleep on the floor, at least one seemingly in a hospital gown.
The woman who took the photos said she snapped
THESE bleary-eyed dreamers clearly aren’t losing any sleep over the WEIRD places they’ve chosen to nod off.
The hilarious – and often worrying photos – show a bunch of sleepers dozing off in unusual positions and locations.
One picture shows a man passed out ON his car, and in another
If you have trouble drifting off at night, there's no need to count sheep anymore. Instead, meet your new spooning buddy: Somnox, a soft, huggable robot that helps you fall asleep faster. The bean-shaped bedtime companion expands and contracts as you hold it to guide your breathing, and
Happiness isn't an easy thing to measure. Millions of things can happen in the blink of an eye, instantly changing a person's outlook from sunshine and rainbows to eternally bleak. It's also often far easier to put forth a placid facade than to deal with the emotional thunderstorm
Ben Fogle and Marina Fogle with children Ludo and Iona [Getty]
Marina Fogle has urged pregnant women to "sleep on their sides" after she lost her third child three years ago.
The wife of explorer Ben Fogle experienced a placental abruption in her 33rd week of pregnancy, and opened up about