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The coyote who stopped a would-be thief from thieving without even trying!

There’s been a few coyote sightings in my neighborhood, so I’ve been tempted to get my dog that anti-coyote King Koopa punk vest, or douse him with eau de wolf piss (although, I don’t think my dog would appreciate me assuming he’s into wolf golden showers). So yeah, I hear time and time again that coyotes are the second greatest threat to tiny dogs after Paris Hilton. But we shouldn’t only see them as a threat to us and our dog friends. We should now also see them as accidental protectors of our private property thanks to this video of a coyote scaring the dick off of a robber.

Cristy Trujillo of Downey, CA posted this security camera video on Facebook of a thieving thief trying to break into her stepfather’s car only to have his evil plans thwarted by a coyote! Bitch nearly jumped out of his chonies and ran away as that coyote was like, “What?! What did I do?” The camera also caught the dude checking to make sure that coyote was gone so he could run over to where his b-hole popped off of his body and pick it up off the ground.

What that coyote did in a few seconds, Wile E. Coyote has been trying to do to The Road Runner for centuries: scare him to almost-death. And I have a feeling that robber’s robbing days are far behind him, because he’s too spooked to go outside (where the coyotes are) now!

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